The Devil Rays are Golden

My Tampa Bay Devil Rays are starting to show some signs of life, having swept the nefarious Oakland A's with their 2-1 victory. The day before, the Rays put up 10 runs in the first inning in a 14-6 victory. The Yankees, Red Sox, Orioles, and the rest of the AL had better watch out, as the Rays are quickly becoming the talk of the universe with their 18-30 record. The Mariners are next, and might as well forfeit at this point.