In light of the Denver Broncos defeating the Pittsburgh Steelers 29-23 in overtime, I want to share an excerpt from Bill Simmons' column from earlier in the week where he correctly noted the parallels between Tim Tebow's season and a Disney sports movie. Pretty humorous stuff.
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Q: I just had an epiphany while watching the clock tick closer to
quitting time today at work. The easiest pick of the Round One weekend
is the Denver Broncos. This whole thing is playing out just like any
sports movie ever made. You've got a QB in Tim Tebow that overcame all
kinds of obstacles to get the starting job on a crappy team. Then he
leads them to unbelievable win after win. He has the team playing hard
for him and everyone is starting to love him, even those in the media
who were so against him. Then just when everything is going great things
start to fall apart. Key players get injured, none of his tricks work
anymore, and they go on a horrible losing streak. Now, just when there
is no hope and everyone has counted them out the "Nobody Believes in Us"
speech is delivered by Timmy Tebow. The team rallies behind him and
they pull off a miracle comeback to beat the Steelers. I'm telling you …
it's the easiest pick of the weekend. If Disney's already making the
Tim Tebow movie there is no way the Broncos lose.
— Jason H, Dayton, OH
SG: Remember the 2008 playoffs, after Kurt Warner had told his kids
he'd buy them a puppy if the Cardinals won the Super Bowl, then I had a
Pakistani reader send me an e-mail
urging me to bet on Warner's team because "you never bet against God
and puppies"? I kind of feel the same way about Jason's Tebow/Disney
e-mail. He's right … this is a sports-movie script. And we all know how
sports movies play out.
The best point of Jason's e-mail: "Then just when everything is going
great things start to fall apart. Key players get injured, none of his
tricks work anymore, and they go on a horrible losing streak. Now, just
when there is no hope and everyone has counted them out the 'Nobody
Believes in Us' speech is delivered by Timmy Tebow."
Seriously, how many times have we seen that sequence in a sports
movie? Fifty? Seventy-five? One hundred? It always happens around the
1:15 mark of the movie; even better, you KNOW it's coming and somehow
still enjoy it. I don't know whether the inevitable Tebow/Broncos sports
movie would be called God's Will, Faith Healer, Divine Intervention, And A Tebow Shall Lead Them, White Bronco, or my personal favorite, Fourth-and-God,
but it's definitely been a sports movie — you have a
polarizing/mesmerizing lead character, the mandatory "this team's coming
together!" and "this team's falling apart!" sequences, crazy amounts of
media scrutiny, and the whole damned thing is just implausible enough
that you find yourself saying, "I wish this movie was about 18 percent
more realistic." If you pick against Denver this weekend, you're picking
against every sports movie ever made, as well as the $86 million
opening weekend Disney is about to have for Fourth-and-God in 15 months. As always, tread carefully.
